No. 16 FGCU will face No. 1 UNC at 7:20 p.m. this evening in the round of 64. Nothing goes better with March Madness than alcohol. Here’s your guide to cheer on Dunk City while playing a game of your own.
1. If FGCU is spelt wrong in anyway, take a shot
2. Every time the announcers try to say Filip Cvjeticanin’s name, take a sip
3. Every time FGCU misses a free throw, take a sip
4. If the announcers talk about FGCU’s run in 2013, take a sip (i.e. Cinderella story, ESPY, etc.)
5. Every time FGCU dunks, take a shot
6. If Obama’s bracket is mentioned, take a sip
7. Every time Zach Johnson blocks, take a sip
7. Every time they focus on Joe Dooley, screaming, sweating or stomping, take a sip for eachvone
8. If people in the crowd do their “wings up” hand sign, take a sip
9. If FGCU’s “FGCU Effect” commercial comes on, drink until it’s over
10. When FGCU wins, take three shots and buy shots for everyone you’re with
Play responsibly.